Well howdy, guys. And gals. Howdy guys and gals!

First and foremost, important business. We had chicken for lunch. Warlic's beard has been plagued by chicken grease. It's a serious situation. We've decided to leave him alone.

In other news, Frostvale continues!! Up until now, I've been calling it Frostval. Silly me. There are quite a few things going on this release so to start, I will simply say that yes, Yetis are coming! Run for your lives!! Save your Ticklish Zorbos! Or stay and fight. Maybe a shop will open once the war is over. And by maybe, I mean definitely. In the shop, you will notice we have new weapons for you, 1 of which is a Star Captain gift (Sub Zero Gaze). For more information on the weapons, because I'm clueless, let's go to Blues. Blues!!!

Snow Blower (Front Arm, SC)

This brand new snow blower has 5 hits and 3 amazing specials.
You can get a 50% damage boost, a 20% damage nerf for the enemy
AND a double EP DoT for 3 turns. It comes with a CoolDown of 2.

SnowZooka (BA, NSC)

This Zooka has also 5 hits and the special is a crit boost of +40.
CD is 3 for this one.

Face of Frostval past (Head, NG)

The past Frostvales will haunt your enemy..... Has 5 hits which do increasing damage, a -40 BTH nerf and a double EP DoT.
Your enemies get the right christmas feelings... CD is 5.

Flamorah (BA, NG)

Christmas and some nice roasted Marshmallows... or Mechas.
It has 4 hits. 2 have a chance of a nice crit boost, 2 get boosted damage.
On top of this you get a 1.5 time HP DoT and a chance to nerf enemies
BTH by 20. Comes with a CD of 2.

SubZero Gaze (Head, SC gift, part of monthly Mecha)

Has currently a BtH nerf special. This is likely to change when the gift box opens.
CD is 5.

And now back to me. Thank you, Blues. Without your numbers, I would be useless.

In other news, we have elf costumes. designed by Lyris. They do have hats, but they aren't currently working. I'm going to look into those next week. And guess what! They jingle. Every little thing you do causes them to jingle. Sound awesome? Because it is.

We also have new house items available. We have a Nutcracker, Teddy Bear, and a Train as well as some other regular starship items, as I'm told.

Next week we'll be releasing the new Star Captain mech and a Yeti mech. We will also be finalizing the Frostvale excitement with a pretty epic string of terror. When I say string of terror, I don't actually mean a terrorizing string although I must admit, upon thinking about it, it sounds hilarious to have a thread of string trying to take over a planet. ........

Annnyways. Regarding your Ticklish Zorbos, fear not. They are going on a secret mission. They will return after the holidays. You are not losing them. They are just temporarily you know.... not..... going to........ like anyone.

This has been an unusual week. We've finished on time! Freaks me out. Thyton got sick today so he and Yergen went home (they're neighbors so they carpool). I get to drive Yergen home on Monday though. TMI, right? Or maybe JEI. Just enough information.

Alright. I'm tired of typing. You should be tired of reading. But you should be perfectly ready to play MechQuest and I fully expect you all to tell your friends to play. They're missing out. We would also really appreciate it.

Keyboard Cat! Play me out!!