I love the way sneevils talk. Writing their dialogue makes me laugh* every time. I sat here and said it to myself a couple times, then forced myself to stop goofing off and go make the commemorative house item as a special reward for finishing the war before the deadline. That's right, you can find a War Rare House shop by clicking Yix's "Talk and Shops" button! Now, on to our Friday release!

We have, to start, a new Konnan quest for you! You know who likes caves? Spelunkers.** Also, guardians. Guardians in the form of a new, never-before-seen DF monster! So talk to Konnan and head to the caves to continue your questing in the Akriloth/Konnan storyline!

And, of course, the Assault on Popsprocket has ended! Your deadline was to have it done by tonight's release and wow, did you ever manage to do that! The Undead meter was at 100% by Wednesday and the Cyklon meter hit that mark this morning. You guys rock! (Rocking out at stuff is endorsed by geopetal.) For the war's end, there are 9 new weapons that drop from the boss quest, a new necklace which pays homage to the RNG god in Yix's war shop, and the Beacon of Hope trinket, which is also still available in the shop. The end cutscene... just go watch. I guarantee, you won't have seen THIS coming!

Tomix and Rolith have also finished getting the Technomancer ready for full DragonLord testing. All the skills are unlocked so you can see just what the gnomes' magitech science has wrought! Lasers, blackholes, grenades... LOTS of tech-y goodness in this armor. The armor will be available for all players in the near future.

And don't forget, Father's Day is this weekend, so make sure to give your dad a hug (and possibly a powertool, if he likes that stuff). I know I'll be calling MY dad on Sunday to say "Thanks for putting up with me!"

P.S. - Expect a Father's Day Shop later this weekend!

* Laughter has been proven to be medically beneficial!
** Spelunking is a VERY fun word to say. I am not sure I'm brave enough to try it, though.