Yesterday, right before we left we heard Artix asking people how to spell Antidisestablishmentarianism, because he was going to put it on the AQW Design Notes. In the other room geopetal and I started laughing because we KNEW that he was going to bork it.

I mean, I knew how to spell it, but I thought it would be more entertaining to watch him muddle through it. I'm no help at all, it's amazing that I am still employed.

A few hours later I was hanging out at The Globe (My coffeehouse of choice, free wi-fi, try the beans and rice!) building a map for the war and reading the DN post that he made. I was forced to call Artix and let him know that he has misspelled it. Bless his wee heart, he wanted to spell that right SO badly. He screamed out loud and immediately fixed it.

Today's AQW test is going well and I was really glad to talk to as many of you as I did. I want to thank Loki Dragoon and Paperclip for helping me test my abusable powers, and thank everyone else for all your help during the Alpha. It's still a long way to Beta but every step takes us closer. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Or as my mom used to say "Cleaning your entire room starts with picking up one pair of boxers." Same thing.

Tonorrow is Friday the 13th! Every Friday the 13th so far Falconreach has come under attack from the strangely empowered undead. This time we're bringing the fight home. We will spend tonight sharpening our staves and polishing our blades, and tomorrow... as the sun sets... we will make this an unlucky day to be a necromancer. WE ATTACK THE NECROPOLIS!

Letter From the Dead of Students;

Dear Student of Necromancy University,

We have recently been alerted to a VERY LARGE group of heroes marching toward the Necropolis from Falconreach. All that we know for certain is that they number in the thousands and they are not in the mood to talk things over peacefully. This means that, unfortuantely, the regular invasion of Falconreach will have to be cancelled. This also means that a great number of the undead army that you have been tirelessly working on for Sepulchure will be destroyed! We MUST not let these heroes ruins our plans. We must put aside our differences and work together as a single destructive machine! THE PRODUCTION OF UNDEAD SOLDIERS WILL CONTINUE during the invasion of our home and we will drive these invaders back to their pathetic town.

Any student caught running from the fight will be slain on sight. Any student who fails to meet their undead soilder quota will be slain on sight. Any student caught complaining about the new "slain on sight" policies will be slain on sight.

Be prepared for a long fight, my students. Remember your lessons well.

Sincerely,
Noxus
Dean of Students